NCAA BASKETBALL PARLAY LOCK
You are about to lose your ass betting the NCAA basketball today! You don't know shit about any of the teams you are betting on and you know it. That's the bad news, the good news is your dumbass bookie doesn't know shit about it either.
I slapped the shit out of my bookie Todd the last time I hit him with a 3 team NCAA basketball parlay! It so easy, you find three games where the underdog is going to win straight up and then parlay each team with the points. Bookies are stupid people because they let you do this shit every Saturday!
Tonight I am going to drop Todd AGAIN with a three team NCAA Basketball parlay! Go through my records and see that I hit my only three teamer on December 1st. DOCUMENTED! It is the only three team NCAA Basketball parlay I have released this season! Bookies are stupid!
Here is what I want you to do. Buy my parlay for today and bet the shit out of it! Big. Real big. Manny Fresh big! Then come back and tell me that you didn't like banging a 3 team parlay! You won't!
Why not bang a 3 teamer today? What are you going to do, bang your wife instead! This is way better and you know it! Bookies are stupid for letting you bet this today!
Here is how confident I am that I will win my parlay today!
I WILL GIVE YOU EVERY NCAA BASKETBALL BET I MAKE UNTIL 2075 IF MY PARLAY LOSES TONIGHT
Go ask another handicapper on Twitter if he will give you access to all of his NCAA Basketball picks until 2075 if he loses a parlay! He won't! He will laugh at you because there is no way in hell one of those bitches would ever back their work up like this! I have been selling picks on this site since 2010 so I ain't going anywhere! When you are ready to slap your bookie, come get me! If you are smart, you will start today!
Bet starts at 3:00 pm