YOUR BOOKIE IS TOAST
You're on this site because you lose your bets. You want someone to tell you who to bet so you can finally put some cash in your pocket and stop spending so much time picking losers. Keep reading.
All you have to do is buy tonight's MLB card and I will give you the rest of the MLB season with it. You can't find a better price anywhere and the sooner you buy, the more picks you get! Simple shit.
My bookie Todd let's me bet $1000 a game if I promise to bet that amount on every game. As you can see, I kill him over and over. What a dumbass! I just slaughtered him again with a 3-0 day last Sunday.
Since I kill him so bad I don't have to bend over my customers and charge high ass prices for my picks. I make enough beating Todd's ass every year. I don't need your money.
I'm damn sure not going to work for free every day so here's the deal. Buy my MLB card for today (1 bet) and get access to the rest of the entire season's MLB bets. That's it.
That ain't all though!
If I don't pull a profit during your membership, I will give you a lifetime access pass to MLB. You can just log into BookieMurder.com and look at all my MLB until you croak. Nobody else does that shit because they don't win! I do!
Try me one time. It's $25. You spend more to have McDonald's delivered to your apartment. Use your head! Get this now!